Flood-3

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flood-3

Title text: Sounds like someone's askin' for an ass fulla lightning.

Votey

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God, why do so many human societies have flood myths?

Gee, why would a land animal that dies in 3 days without water and dies in 3 minutes within water have stories about

Water.?

Boy, apes are stupid.

If birds could talk, they'd all have hurricane myths. If worms could talk, they'd all have earthquake myths, dummy.

There are aliens you'll never meet who have stories about liquid methane floods and molten silicon floods

It's not a spooky mystery.

Flood myths are just an obvious consequence of the fact that information aids survival and humans are bad at predicting what information will be useful in the future.

So you didn't murder 99% of humanity at once, then?

Look, okay, that's a totally separate question.

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First of all murder implies bad intentions.

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