2011-07-13

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2011-07-13

Title text: 2011-07-13

Votey

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Insuren when superman started out he saved dozens of lives every day

Stop

Crook

The people were grateful

But soon it was realized that he could be saving many more lives

Instead of stopping criminals how about you transport loads of grain to starving people?

Oh okay

We sought out better and better life. -saving techniques

New plan: Use your strength to plow farmland in impoverished countries. Economists think that's better longterm

But-

Every second of quibbling is another dead baby

Finally we found maximum efficiency

We need you to crank this magnet as fast possible. The energy generates will be so chead that everyone can enjoy a western standard of living

Seems bit monotonous

Oh, that reminds me. Keep yourspeed constant at all times

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This began wear on the hero

I kinda miss fighting crime

You know what miss? Food that's what they'll say in bangladesh if you stop

But society advanced rapidly on cheap clean energy

Ecome

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Scientists discovered a problem

By our calculations we will hit peak superman here

When's that?

When supermandies of exhaustion

We ectively transitioned clean energy making superman an obgolete power source

You've been replaced

By what?

Muons don't you read the news?

By then, society was so improved that crime was nonexistent making superman an obsolete person.

Stop crook

Oh no. He's giving me free purse and skimask

I'm keepin warm with my face

He tried to get a job resumé was a bit thin

But his

Superman

Planet

Present up and

He spent his last few nears as greeter for the smithsonian museum of superheroes

Welcome! My super-hearing tells me you need directions to the regtroom.

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The exhibit of his body was much more popular.

Superman a transitions power

Votey Transcript

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