2011-03-24

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2011-03-24

Title text: 2011-03-24

Votey

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Whnt end waz heres how: Start company that manufactures roller skates

Offer to outfit the military with your product. Then get rebuffed by congress for such aludicrous idea

Fortoolong,our bovs overseas have marched in unwheeled footgear:

Why would they ever want that?

Damn your political doublespeak

Have an editorial writer accuse congress of failure to protect the troops

Maybe it seems insane

and stupid, but do we

not face an insane and

stupid enemy? An enemy

we cannot let skate by.

As media pressure mounts point out the number of 30bs created in each state

Our skates are made via a needlessly convoluted sequence of 435 parts each built in a different congressional district.

Congress will approve roller skates for every person in uniform

As I have always said, we cannot let the enemy skate by

Some time soon, there will be trouble in africa south america, or the middle east

We can't pronounce his name but we can pronounce him a terrorist!

As skates are worthless on all combat terrain, every battle will be lost.

What do you mean skates. Don't work on sand 71 skate harder.

Congress will refuse to acknowledge failure, which would mean giving up the skate industry's generous campaign funding

Americans do not back down. / this is an obligation from which we shall not skate

The cycle will continue until no military remains.

Give me a status update on the armed forces

Everyone quit there's no money left and nobody will lend to us on the plus side, any invaders will literally be tripped up by the useless roller skates piling up around the nation.

And the necessary will be portrayed as an informed choice

America has

Always been

A

Nation of peace

And that's the only way to change the system

What if I just ran for congress myself.

Don't be so cynical

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I promise a dirty joke tomorrow!'

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