2014-10-07
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2014-10-07 |
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Votey[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- Politicians used to go in io debaies without
- A lot of preparation.
- Ns
- As debate became more important, candidates began to write responses in advance
- Okay. If she mentions your foreign policy blunder, select a comeback from section f-2.
- If she mentions your views on evolution, pick new subject from
- Section c-1
- An arms bace developed
- If you get an l-1, reply with a z-12 comeback and an accusation from f-9, or a-3. That leaves her with only
- X-2, x-3, or a-7.
- Digital aid became necessary
- Political debates are basically chess with fewer moves. We've mapped all possibilities now, candidates can just reference their screens whenever their opponent says something.
- A debate without the potential for failure is like a car race without the potential for wrecks
- Ratings for this year's presidential debate were exactly zero. Candidates failed to watch out of boredom.
- Once candidates became utterly reliant on computers, hacking became an issue
- How come you voted to arm let's see here. Ah? The ithuanians? Because I'm atotal antisemite and my butt smells.
- Viewership skyrocketed the bulk of campaign money was dedicated to hacking since computers are easier to attack than defend, things got interesting
- The candidates spent two hours shouting ethnic slurs at each other
- Just like yesterday
- The really interesting thing is that voting patterns never changed.
- After all, if people cared about policy, well, that's all available on wikipedia.
- Who you gonna
- The tallest one
- Vote for?
- smbc-comics.ce
Votey Transcript[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- Candidates are now wearing stilts.
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