2010-08-14

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2010-08-14

Title text: 2010-08-14

Votey

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Dr. Demaine created an algorithm that solved all mathematical theorems.

O(su*4YeA*)

Soon after, all physics questions were answered inside protons are quarks, inside quarks are strings, inside strings is god telling you to fuck off.

Then engineering chemistry, biology, neuroscience, psychiatry...

P# np cold fusion will never work, the red queen hypothesis is right, consciousness is an illusion, and your mother never loved you.

Having completed science, he moved onto philosophical and literary questions.

Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?

Yes

Then uninteresting rhetorical questions

Are we gonna give 110% tonight?!

Who's a cute kitty?

Scruffles 15.

No

Finally, all that was left was senseless half-conceived questions from stoned philosophy undergrads

Do things, like, man you know, woah?

No

Woah.

Having answered all questions in reality. Demaine suffered an existential crisis.

And here, poor fool with all my lore

I stand no wiser than before.

Faust)

Hm. He didn't correct for longevity or touchable holograms

Votey Transcript

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Alternate version

And here, poor fool with all my whores, whoreswhores whores whoreswhores whores wooh!

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