2013-07-24

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2013-07-24

Title text: 2013-07-24

Votey

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100k toure carkying an entire universe in a flimsy container.

The best solution was to upload our brains.

Now my brain's in the cloud.

Ooh! I can check how much time you think about me per day.

That not a weighted average!

The cloud was effective, and the possibility of danger so low, that we didn't even notice when we stopped using our meatbrains.

Whoa! I remember this! I haven't worn it since college!

This was one there was an unexpected solar storm

It took a moment to realize what had happened did the moon just shift a few degrees for you?

Yeah

Does it usually do that?

The storage companies were forced to make an announcement

Dear Customers,

A recent unforeseen outage temporarily ended the persistent existence of every human being. For the sake of full disclosure, Cloudcorp wishes to make you aware that all of you are reconstructions of your past human minds, created entirely in the last few days, with an unknown amount of errors introduced during the process.

Please accept our sincere apology and complimentary $5 Starbucks gift card.*

[Tiny text] *Select stores only.

You might think there would furious revolt.

But we were all completely satisfied with the level of transparency and the gift card was really thoughtful hey if they'd handled it better" then 'i' wouldn't exist.

And I llloddove soy lattes

The old me must've been really brand loyal

C

Cloud corp

I wonder why she never mentioned it in any of her emails

Huh

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