Cynewulf

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cynewulf
This is the best Cynewulf joke you've ever read, unless I've missed one made by Kate Beaton at some point.
Title text: This is the best Cynewulf joke you've ever read, unless I've missed one made by Kate Beaton at some point.

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It's the movie of the decade based on ninth-century medieval tales by cynewulf the poet.
Constantine, emperor of rome, is about to go into battle. Huns surround him on all sides.
Suddenly, in the sky, constantine has a vision of the true cross.
He carries the sign of the cross into battle, scattering his foes.
His wise men tell him he must find the true cross. He sends an army, led by his mother elene, to jerusalem on a quest.
Wow! That's an amazing setup! What happens next?
Well, we'll wanna stick close to the medieval source literature, so acts 2, 3, and 4 are just torturing jews until they pony up the cross.
How dare you! Where do you get the nerve, sir?
What
You walk right into hollywood and pitch an action movie with an elderly female lead?!
But-
Get out!
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Sick! (4)

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