Cynewulf
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Title text: This is the best Cynewulf joke you've ever read, unless I've missed one made by Kate Beaton at some point. |
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- It's the movie of the decade based on ninth-century medieval tales by cynewulf the poet.
- Constantine, emperor of rome, is about to go into battle. Huns surround him on all sides.
- Suddenly, in the sky, constantine has a vision of the true cross.
- He carries the sign of the cross into battle, scattering his foes.
- His wise men tell him he must find the true cross. He sends an army, led by his mother elene, to jerusalem on a quest.
- Wow! That's an amazing setup! What happens next?
- Well, we'll wanna stick close to the medieval source literature, so acts 2, 3, and 4 are just torturing jews until they pony up the cross.
- How dare you! Where do you get the nerve, sir?
- What
- You walk right into hollywood and pitch an action movie with an elderly female lead?!
- But-
- Get out!
- smbc-comics.com
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- Sick! (4)
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