Dadbucks

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dadbucks

Title text: Later, the kid agrees to do chores, but only in exchange for precious metals.

Votey

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Boy! From now on for each chore done, you will be paid in dadbucks, which can be exchanged for ice cream, theme park outings toys candy and soon

Offered excellent rates

Wow! I can go to disney land by just mowing the lawn twice?

Dont get irrationally exuberant

The child

Huff huff= I think I'm experiencing rhabdommolysis.)

Is that greek for character building?

But then awfui happened

The exchange rate is going nuts! Dadbucks have fallen 50% in value this hour!

My gosh/ I'd better contac the dadbuck reserve bank

Policy changes were issued

The people of the household have lost faith in the value of the dadbuck in order remedy this situation we arf asking all citizens to take 20% haircut to their savings

Well

The

Problem

Problem

Dadbucks are in freefall. Its now 14 trillion dadbucks for single ice cream!

Blame the media

Strategies were proposed

What we pegged the dadbuck toa stable currency:

Great idea.

New

Probl

Okay/ can trade 400

Nobody lieves thats the real exchange rate but knowa guy you can meet behind the house who's prepared to make deal

Dadbucks for one cooki6?

The

Black

Place

I can getcha one dollar store lemon drop for 700 d8

Dad

Know its you

No names kid. Just call me turbo-viper

System

Im never doingachore again!

Thats fine the important thing tonote is that it's not my fault the dishes aren'tdone.

Agreat externality was

It's your fault the dishes arent done

Foreign leader gained control of the banking sector the were forced to labor like common peasants

The loyalty of citizens has been purchased cheap

Heres cookie and for thelove ofgod don't tell anyone about our home life.

And despotism. The lawof the land

Think you should contribute anything household maintenance.

To

Again with this argument/

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This comic is Pre-autobiographical

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