2014-12-27

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2014-12-27

Title text: 2014-12-27

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Thank you for coming to the press conference on such short notice. It's great to see all the

Major networks here.

In our bulletin, we mentioned that I will be revealing that I cheated on my wife with a prostitute, that I am secretly a crack dealer, and that I once shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

None of that stuff

I will now spend the next three hours giving a

Is true.

Detailed presentation on

Preventable diseases in

Third world countries

The doors have

Been locked.

I look forward to your

Headlines tomorrow.

Senator lies having

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

The joke is that nobody reads newspapers.

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