The-life-of-a-puppet

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Title text: Long story short, I wish Robert Caro would write a biography of Pinocchio.

Votey

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Pinocchio was wrsed so that his nose

Would grow whenever he ued

This is actually a pretty easily managed curse, if you just phrase all statements so broadly that they can't be false.

Pinocchio, did you bully that goy at school?

There are people who would dispute that perspective

You can also answer tough questions by just describing the current situation.

Pinocchio! Did you egg my door?

If you're accusing me of such a deed, I have nothing more to say

Or, you can imply statements via questions with no inherent stance

Pino, do you love me?

How could

I not?

Cursed to never ue, pinocchio ceased to interact with truth, even in safe situations.

Sir, would you like any dessert?

Dessert would be delicious

His political rise was magnificent.

Baby-eaters are 0.5% of primary voters. We can't alienate them. If asked nour stance on pedopopwagy, you retreat into confusingly charming southernisms.

I like to say, if you see a bullfrog on a fencepost, somebody put him there

He assumes power makes him happy but this is only because he can't speak the truth to himself

Now that I'm president, I've won at ufe. I can have people killed this must be that *transcendence" my girufriend in college was talking about.

It's great

Today, he is remembered as a great leader

It was uncanny? World leaders loved him. Even enemies! There was just something about him for everyone.

But great leaders often die poorly none of it ever meant anything to me,

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Jiminy crickets!

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