2013-03-31

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2013-03-31

Title text: 2013-03-31

Votey

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The big money on the internet was

Until kittens were discovered.

From there it was a short step to dwarf cats. Then dwarf kittens and hyperdwarf newborn kittens

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A new branch of miniaturization became highly profitable.

We have created a kitten the width of a single human hair.

The cat photo industry was willing to spend fortunes for ever smaller kitties

The essential features of a cat are whiskers, meows, and purring we can create an atomic machine that has tendrils, emits sound waves, and vibrates

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But there was a problem.

We re getting weird quantum effects. If too many planck-kitten are near each other the "purr frequency" shreds local spacetime

The problem had a solution.

Can we stop making them?

Sure just convince the internet to not look at cats.

All is lost.

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Some day in the distant future aliens will find the tatters our one-time home

And they will not be shocked

Another civilization that 8 evolved with cats.

There is no god.

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