Specialization

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specialization

Title text: People who say we'll become one with the machines should really specify the machines they're talking about.

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Written by: Zach weinersmith

Art by: Abby howard

According to sociology, about 5% of human

As the human population grew, the absolute quantity of super weird people expanded. I've jost

Beings are super weird.

Sturdier gricklaying pattern that would also require fewer bricks

Average

Weird

These guys

Business leaders discovered surprising opportunity..

Soon, regular people were less able to find work

It's now possible to

It says here you have 25 years of

Build a furniture facility and

Experience at all levels of engine repair,

Staff it entirely with

But your psych profile doesn't say anything

People who experience

About an erotic attraction to unpaid overtime.

Transcendence when

But-

Monitoring chair parts

For defects!

I'm sorry.

The strange people were (lostered by type,

And more average people didn't possest the resources to have children,

Sometimes I lie awake at

Marry

Night fantasizing about

Me.

I wish I'd married a real man, with pathological desire to

A more efficient

Card board box

Find multiple uses

I won't

Design.

For leftover

Have this argument again, I won't!

Industrial

Cellulose!

As the baseline human bein6 became stranger, the outliers became

Ever more use ful.

It says here you have so years of experience in plumbing, but none

Of your extremities are shaped

Like allen wrenches.

But-

I'm

Aport lach

Sorry.

Humanity speciated into endless forms most functional-

Automotive reparians

Chemical enginese

Computer

Pro6rammerfoli<

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When the time came to merge with our tools, there was no homanity left in us to oppose the change.

There are no machines. There 15 no nature.

Only the drive to ever greater heights

We want to put some electrodes

Of productivity,

On your (erebellum so you're no

Longer able to stop thinking

About industrial solvents.

My whole life

Has been leading

Up to this moment.

It's better this way.

Can you imagine what it was like being distracted by love, hope, and beauty

When you really needed to focus on making smoother

Beryllium

What a

Spheres?

Nightmare

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