The-presidency

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Title text: Yes, this is exactly how immunity works.

Votey

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Welcome to the oval office, madame president.

Who are you?

I'm here to tell you about the presidency. You may think your job is to rule the country that is technically true, but minor

What else

The president of the united states shakes an average of 250 hands a day

People who become president shake hands at higher rates than anyone else alive.

Could it possibly be?

You, madame president, are the carrier of the

Think about it. The tetanus vaccine was developed in 1924, right after coolidge came

Most powerful suite of antibodies in the history of humanity.

Into office. The polio vaccine was created in march of 1953. That's two months after eisenhower came

To office.

As president, you will have to interact with heads of state from around the world, who shake hands with their local populations. When they shake your hand, you will be exposed to their entire pathogen load.

You will be

Expected to deliver one pint of blood every day to a hidden laboratory

Where its secrets can be probed.

What if I just tripled the budget for medical research?

Be pragmatic.

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Now, we need you to lick these door knobs.

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