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| Farming Life |
 Title text: Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey. |
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- Great-great grandfather, what was it like, being a simple farmer, looking after crops and herds?
- Why we had fields and fields of apples and enough lead arsenate to keep all the pests away.
- So beautiful.
- Didn't that get in the food?
- Gosh, those were the days. Why, we didn't worry about a thing, except for the bottom falling out of prices and having to sell our farms because we couldn't pay the mortgage.
- Sure did!
- Did you know arsenic increases the growth rate of livestock?
- Kids can only live off apples for so long before their digestion starts to break down and muscles won't grow.
- Okay, how many ancestors do I have to go back to get to a charming farm experience?
- Eventually you'll get to a feudal overlord, which sounds pretty nice.
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- Ghost: 'Course they still had the plague...
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