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 Title text: Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time. |
Votey
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
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- Dear god, why am I so unhappy right now?
- Like now. The current moment.
- Wait, wait, you're living your days in series, not in parallel.?
- What do you mean "right now"?
- Holy shit, so you're just there, being 24 and single with a job you hate, and you have no simultaneous experience of a future with more respect or a past with more joy?!
- You must feel bonkers!
- Uh
- Wait, holy shit you're going to have whole years when you're old when all your friends are dying, man! Are you insane?! Spread things out a little.
- You're going to do all your child-rearing years... consecutively?! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
- In retrospect it was a mistake to pray for empathy to an all-powerful immortal.
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Votey Transcript
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
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- Man, you guys' prayers are just comedy gold!
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