Bottleneck
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| Bottleneck - BAH! |
 Title text: He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand. |
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- Dear lord, why are human beings colossal dickwads? Evolution? The fall from grace?
- About 75,000 years ago a giant volcano erupted and a bunch of people died more or less at random.
- Genetic bottleneck.
- By bad luck, a high percent of all survivors had a suite of genetic factors contributing to dickwaddery.
- In a high-dickwad environment, being a dickwad is the least bad strategy. So the dickwad alleles got locked in and are now as characteristic of your primate species as hairlessness, bipedalism, and big floppy boobs.
- So it wasn't your plan?
- The volcano was, but everything after that is just funny.
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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- The boobs were also unplanned but hilarious.
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