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| Springtime |
 Title text: Finally an uplifting SMBC. |
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- When the final theory of physics was discovered, a troubling truth lay at its center.
- The universe will expand until no life is possible then it'll crunch down like a cosmic trash compactor.
- Aw, nuts.
- Humanity was sad. Then angry. Then, at length, calculating
- God designed the universe to destroy us so nobody would be around to stop him from destroying the cosmos.
- He will not get away
- With it.
- We expanded out into the galaxy, eventually meeting all the other civilizations. The knowledge of our shared fate produced immediate cooperation.
- Every intelligent species in the universe embarked on a single project.
- Life cannot survive beyond this epoch. But we can create a vast capacitor that stores up energy as the collapsing universe becomes infinitely hot and dense.
- We will not be alive to see the great spring operate.
- But all life after the great sproinging shall be our children. And just as our cosmic parents did, they will arise from simple origins to repeat the cycle again.
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- And written in the mechanism of our rebellion will be the one beautiful sentiment that united a billion life forms across an infinity of time: Suck on that, creator.
- Dammit!
- This universe won't stay shut! I hate it!
- Caption: smbc comics.com
Votey Transcript
The creator being holding our universe.
- I'm gonna find something alive in here, then flood its ass and ban butt-stuff!
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