Hey-girl
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Title text: The antics stopped being funny some time during his 3rd year of college, but he didn't know how to stop. |
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- [A man is approaching a girl at a bar]
- Man: Hey girl, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you one day, in my old age, when my mind and arms have grown soft, would you be there to respect me? To tell me that where I have been hurt I've grown strong, that I have stories worth the listen, that the project of survival hasn't just been the swerve of atoms in an insouciant void?
- [The woman turns around slightly]
- Woman: Nope. We are all chemistry calling itself biology. Yeast in a puddle of sugar unaware that its strivings are both the meaning of its existence and the mode of its undoing.
- [Close-up on the man's face, looking tired]
- Man: Wanna go halfsies on a gallon of vodka and drink until we try to have sex and fail?
- [The woman approached the man with blank eyes]
- Woman: Let it be so, stranger. Let it be so.
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- [Text-only panel]
- Of course the girl is Susie Derkins, but they don't notice the connection till the morning after.
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