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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
:[A woman is praying] | |||
:[ | :Woman: Dear lord… | ||
:Dear | :God: Yes, my child? | ||
:When | :[The woman looked up] | ||
: | :Woman: When Barak was pursuing Sisera's routed army to Harosheth, and Jael took Sisera into her tent, why did she feed him and comfort him, then kill him violently. | ||
:Book of | :[Panel 3] | ||
: | :God: Christ, that's obscure. What book was that? Was it one of the weird ones? | ||
:Okay, well, I dunno. I guess maybe she was a mean lady? And you shouldn't be mean to people? | :[Panel 4] | ||
: | :Woman: Book of judges. | ||
:Like it's a cautionary tale? | :God: Okay, well, I dunno. I guess maybe she was a mean lady? And you shouldn't be mean to people? | ||
:[The woman is thinking] | |||
:Woman: Like it's a cautionary tale? | |||
:Sure, yeah. | :Sure, yeah. | ||
:Actually, that whole section. That's not supposed to be taken literally | :[The woman is confused] | ||
: | :Woman: But nothing bad happens to her, and then there's a song verse about how great she is for killing him, and then there's forty years of peace. | ||
:[Panel 7] | |||
:But it's written like history. How can you derive a moral from it? | :God: Actually, that whole section. That's not supposed to be taken literally | ||
: | :Woman: But it's written like history. How can you derive a moral from it? | ||
: | :[The woman is now angry] | ||
: | :God: It's a myyyysteryyyy. WooOOOoooOOOooh! | ||
:Woman: I'm gonna go worship Moloch. | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
{{Computertranscript}} | {{Computertranscript}} | ||
:[ | :[God, represented as a circle, is talking] | ||
: | :God: Yer mean! | ||
:Yer mean | |||
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
[[Category:Comics tagged religion]] | [[Category:Comics tagged religion]] | ||
Revision as of 15:33, 18 December 2024
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Transcript
- [A woman is praying]
- Woman: Dear lord…
- God: Yes, my child?
- [The woman looked up]
- Woman: When Barak was pursuing Sisera's routed army to Harosheth, and Jael took Sisera into her tent, why did she feed him and comfort him, then kill him violently.
- [Panel 3]
- God: Christ, that's obscure. What book was that? Was it one of the weird ones?
- [Panel 4]
- Woman: Book of judges.
- God: Okay, well, I dunno. I guess maybe she was a mean lady? And you shouldn't be mean to people?
- [The woman is thinking]
- Woman: Like it's a cautionary tale?
- Sure, yeah.
- [The woman is confused]
- Woman: But nothing bad happens to her, and then there's a song verse about how great she is for killing him, and then there's forty years of peace.
- [Panel 7]
- God: Actually, that whole section. That's not supposed to be taken literally
- Woman: But it's written like history. How can you derive a moral from it?
- [The woman is now angry]
- God: It's a myyyysteryyyy. WooOOOoooOOOooh!
- Woman: I'm gonna go worship Moloch.
Votey Transcript
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [God, represented as a circle, is talking]
- God: Yer mean!
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