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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
:[Panel 1]
:'''[Panel 1]'''
:A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
:A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
:ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
:ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
:HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."
:HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."
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:[Panel 2]
:'''[Panel 2]'''
:ALIEN: "But--"
:ALIEN: "But--"
:HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."
:HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."
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:[Panel 3]
:'''[Panel 3]'''
:ALIEN: "I don't think..."
:ALIEN: "I don't think..."
:HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."
:HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."
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:[Panel 4]
:'''[Panel 4]'''
:ALIEN: "You sho--"
:ALIEN: "You sho--"
:HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."
:HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."
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:[Panels 5 & 6]
:'''[Panels 5 & 6]'''
:ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
:ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
:HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"
:HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"
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:[Panel 7]
:'''[Panel 7]'''
:ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
:ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
:HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."
:HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."
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:[Panel 8]
:'''[Panel 8]'''
:ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]
:ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]
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:[Panel 9]
:'''[Panel 9]'''
:TITLE: "Later..."
:TITLE: "Later..."
:ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"
:ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"

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I am prepared to write comics for our alien conquerors.
Title text: I am prepared to write comics for our alien conquerors.

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Transcript

[Panel 1]
A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."
[Panel 2]
ALIEN: "But--"
HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."
[Panel 3]
ALIEN: "I don't think..."
HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."
[Panel 4]
ALIEN: "You sho--"
HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."
[Panels 5 & 6]
ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"
[Panel 7]
ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."
[Panel 8]
ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]
[Panel 9]
TITLE: "Later..."
ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"
ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster."
ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?"
ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?"

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We are so fortunate.

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