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:[Panel 1] | :'''[Panel 1]''' | ||
:A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human. | :A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human. | ||
:ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!" | :ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!" | ||
:HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine." | :HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine." | ||
:[Panel 2] | :'''[Panel 2]''' | ||
:ALIEN: "But--" | :ALIEN: "But--" | ||
:HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up." | :HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up." | ||
:[Panel 3] | :'''[Panel 3]''' | ||
:ALIEN: "I don't think..." | :ALIEN: "I don't think..." | ||
:HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure." | :HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure." | ||
:[Panel 4] | :'''[Panel 4]''' | ||
:ALIEN: "You sho--" | :ALIEN: "You sho--" | ||
:HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action." | :HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action." | ||
:[Panels 5 & 6] | :'''[Panels 5 & 6]''' | ||
:ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this." | :ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this." | ||
:HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?" | :HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?" | ||
:[Panel 7] | :'''[Panel 7]''' | ||
:ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?" | :ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?" | ||
:HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable." | :HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable." | ||
:[Panel 8] | :'''[Panel 8]''' | ||
:ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless] | :ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless] | ||
:[Panel 9] | :'''[Panel 9]''' | ||
:TITLE: "Later..." | :TITLE: "Later..." | ||
:ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?" | :ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?" |
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Transcript
- [Panel 1]
- A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.
- ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"
- HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."
- [Panel 2]
- ALIEN: "But--"
- HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."
- [Panel 3]
- ALIEN: "I don't think..."
- HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."
- [Panel 4]
- ALIEN: "You sho--"
- HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."
- [Panels 5 & 6]
- ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."
- HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"
- [Panel 7]
- ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"
- HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."
- [Panel 8]
- ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]
- [Panel 9]
- TITLE: "Later..."
- ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"
- ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster."
- ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?"
- ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?"
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- We are so fortunate.
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