Cleric

<< < Comic #5017 (September 7, 2018) > >>

cleric

Title text: ...Weinersmith continued his lifelong quest to ruin everything nice for everyone.

Votey

Explanation

This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

10u can conjure up bbolute proof of fod at any time?

How does anyone in this world ever do anything bad? There's proof of god on tap all day long!

If I have enough mana, yeah sure.

Jhy are we going into a dungeon to fight bozmodiklax he vile when we could be attending bible class, marrying prudish young maidens, and racking up eaven points all day long?

Dh. Well, god isa *redestinarian. Our behavior can't etermine whether ou'll go to heaven. T's all worked out v advance.

What? So bad people go to heaven and good people don't?

No. Other way around. Heaven-bound people act good and hell-bound people act bad. But nobody has a choice.

Ike, after this dungeon crawl, ou're going to end up ata medium-tier brothel, no matter ow pious you feel at this articular moment. Right, god?

Dead on, sally.

Votey Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

I'd better never tell them heaven doesn't exist.

 add a comment! ⋅  add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅  refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!