Trolley-7

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trolley-7

Title text: The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.

Votey

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Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.

No! I refuse!

The whole trolley problem thing stops being a dilemma the moment you change the emotional valence to positive.

Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.

Hm?

The trolley is a magic trolley that generates hot shirtless men with happy prosocial lives.

Another great day working at the refugee welfare ngo, then off to strip for charity.

On your current track, you will only generate one. If you switch tracks, you will generate five.

Anyone in need of a coconut oiling?

Indeed.

I can use the leftovers for tonight's soup kitchen dinner.

Surely.

So you switch tracks in favor of five hot dudes. Duh.

Wow. Huh.

Five is more than one. That's the whole dilemma!

Hooray. My intuition has not been violated at all.

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8 comics a week was a great book promo idea.

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