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:Suppose you're in a runaway trolley. | |||
:No! I refuse! | |||
:The whole trolley problem thing stops being a dilemma the moment you change the emotional valence to positive. | |||
:Suppose you're in a runaway trolley. | |||
:Hm? | |||
:The trolley is a magic trolley that generates hot shirtless men with happy prosocial lives. | |||
:Another great day working at the refugee welfare ngo, then off to strip for charity. | |||
:On your current track, you will only generate one. If you switch tracks, you will generate five. | |||
:Anyone in need of a coconut oiling? | |||
:Indeed. | |||
:I can use the leftovers for tonight's soup kitchen dinner. | |||
:Surely. | |||
:So you switch tracks in favor of five hot dudes. Duh. | |||
:Wow. Huh. | |||
:Five is more than one. That's the whole dilemma! | |||
:Hooray. My intuition has not been violated at all. | |||
:l | |||
:This is a bonus comic brought to you by early buyers of my new book, a city on mars preorders really help us, and result in bonus smbc comics! Click here for more info. Thanks! | |||
:Caption: smbc-comics.com | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
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:8 comics a week was a great book promo idea. | |||
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[[Category:Comics tagged philosophy]][[Category:Comics tagged sex]] | [[Category:Comics tagged philosophy]][[Category:Comics tagged sex]] | ||
Revision as of 13:51, 11 February 2024
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.
- No! I refuse!
- The whole trolley problem thing stops being a dilemma the moment you change the emotional valence to positive.
- Suppose you're in a runaway trolley.
- Hm?
- The trolley is a magic trolley that generates hot shirtless men with happy prosocial lives.
- Another great day working at the refugee welfare ngo, then off to strip for charity.
- On your current track, you will only generate one. If you switch tracks, you will generate five.
- Anyone in need of a coconut oiling?
- Indeed.
- I can use the leftovers for tonight's soup kitchen dinner.
- Surely.
- So you switch tracks in favor of five hot dudes. Duh.
- Wow. Huh.
- Five is more than one. That's the whole dilemma!
- Hooray. My intuition has not been violated at all.
- l
- This is a bonus comic brought to you by early buyers of my new book, a city on mars preorders really help us, and result in bonus smbc comics! Click here for more info. Thanks!
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- 8 comics a week was a great book promo idea.
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