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:[Panel 1: A man stands at the foot of a tall mountain with a hut at the top.]
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:[Panel 2: The man reaches the top of the mountain.]
:Wise master, give me your best life advice.
:[Panel 3: Inside the hut, the man sees an old man squatting in a bare room.]
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:Man: Wise master, give me your best life advice.
:All good advice is obvious. Work hard, make things, find love, brush your teeth et cetera. The hard thing is taking the obvious advice.
:[Panel 4]
:I thought it was clear from context, but what I'm asking for is a trick to experience fulfillment without making any effort or taking any hard choices.
:Master: All good advice is obvious. Work hard, make things, find love, brush your teeth, et cetera. The hard thing is ''taking'' the obvious advice.
:Ohhhhi.
:[Panel 5]
:Wow. Really?
:Man: I thought it was clear from context, but what I'm looking for is a trick to experience fulfillment without making any effort or taking any hard choices.
:Have you tried opiates?
:[Panel 6]
:How do you think I sit like this
:Master: Ohhhhh.
:All day?
:Master: Have you tried opiates?
:[Panel 7]
:Man: Wow. Really?
:Master: How do you think I sit like this all day?
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Revision as of 19:27, 31 January 2024

best-life-advice
There should probably just be an app so you can direct message old wise men atop mountains.
Title text: There should probably just be an app so you can direct message old wise men atop mountains.

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[Panel 1: A man stands at the foot of a tall mountain with a hut at the top.]
[Panel 2: The man reaches the top of the mountain.]
[Panel 3: Inside the hut, the man sees an old man squatting in a bare room.]
Man: Wise master, give me your best life advice.
[Panel 4]
Master: All good advice is obvious. Work hard, make things, find love, brush your teeth, et cetera. The hard thing is taking the obvious advice.
[Panel 5]
Man: I thought it was clear from context, but what I'm looking for is a trick to experience fulfillment without making any effort or taking any hard choices.
[Panel 6]
Master: Ohhhhh.
Master: Have you tried opiates?
[Panel 7]
Man: Wow. Really?
Master: How do you think I sit like this all day?
smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript

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That advice ain't free B/k

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