2014-11-10

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2014-11-10

Title text: 2014-11-10

Votey

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[A man is praying in his room]

Man: Dear god, why do bad things happen to good people.

God: [represented by a yellow speech bubble originating from the top of the panel, as if from the sky]: What do you mean?

[The man's face is shown, a little distraught]

Man:Like, people are good, but then good things don't happen to them.

God: I don't follow. Either you're an idiot or I am.

[The man's scrunched face looks at the yellow bubble]

God:That's like asking "Why do unsexy things happen to sexy people". Nobody's sexy all the time, and nobody wants sexy stuff happening to them all the time. People just live, and things happen.

[The man looks to be in thought]

Do you really want to live in a world where you get a cookie every time you're good, and a whiplash every time you're bad?

[The man has a sleazy smile]

Man:Actually, I have a fetish for degradation.

God:Sorry, no can do. You're not one of the chosen people.

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Have some consolation locusts.

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