2014-11-09

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2014-11-09

Title text: 2014-11-09

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The historic Apollo 11 moon landing had three astronauts: Neil Armstrong, who was first to step on the Moon's surface; Buzz Aldrin, who stepped on the surface 19 minutes later, and Michael Collins, who remained in the Command Module *Columbia* orbiting the Moon.

In the comic, the boy reveals that his brothers were named after Armstrong and Aldrin, with the order of their births being the order of stepping on the Moon. This sets up the expectation that the boy himself is named Michael Collins, but the boy asks why he was not named after him. The mom then reveals that he was named "Stayed-In-The-Command-Module-Jones", making fun of the fact that Michael Collins never stepped on the Moon.

Transcript

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Mommy, why is my eldest brother named Neil?

Because Neil Armstrong was the first person out of the Apollo 11 Lunar Lander.

Why is my second-eldest brother named buzz?

Because Buzz Aldrin was the second person out of the lander.

So then why wasn't I named *Michael Collins*?

Don't get smart with me *Guy-Who-Stayed-In-The-Command-Module Jones*!

Votey Transcript

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JUST call me Guy, please

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