Farming-life

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Farming Life

Title text: Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.

Votey

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Great-great grandfather, what was it like, being a simple farmer, looking after crops and herds?

Why we had fields and fields of apples and enough lead arsenate to keep all the pests away.

So beautiful.

Didn't that get in the food?

Gosh, those were the days. Why, we didn't worry about a thing, except for the bottom falling out of prices and having to sell our farms because we couldn't pay the mortgage.

Sure did!

Did you know arsenic increases the growth rate of livestock?

Kids can only live off apples for so long before their digestion starts to break down and muscles won't grow.

Okay, how many ancestors do I have to go back to get to a charming farm experience?

Eventually you'll get to a feudal overlord, which sounds pretty nice.

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Votey Transcript

Ghost: 'Course they still had the plague...

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