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:The history of technology is the search for an appropriate brain for each activity.
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:Early on, big brains did everything, no matter how menial. This was wasteful.
:Early on, big brains verything no matter how menial this was wasteful
:Pag! You watch fruit till it become booze
:Pag! You watch fruit till it become booze
:Ater they tameo other brains and put them to work dog stand guard. Ox/ plow icken? Make more chicken
:Later, they tamed other brains and put them to work  
:Having exhausted that resource, they created brain, gimple ones at first.
:Dog! Stand guard. Ox! Plow. Chicken? Make more chicken.
:Having exhausted that resource, they created brain. Simple ones at first.
:Waterwheel! Grind me up some flour!
:Waterwheel! Grind me up some flour!
:With
:With time, they improved.
:Time
:Paper! Remember things.
:They
:Steam engine! Row my boat.
:Improved
:Chicken muscle lattice! Make more chicken!
:Paper! Remember things things.
:One by one every task was paired with a perfectly suited brain
:Steam eng-ine! Chicken muscle row my boat lattice make more chicken!
:One bv one every task was paired with a perfectly suited brain
:Remember images
:Remember images
:Create maths
:Create maths
:Simulate galaxies
:Simulate galaxies
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:Catch mice
:Catch mice
:Political analygis
:Political analysis
:At that point the only task left for the apex was who could new amazing
:At that point, the only task left for the apex brains was to create superior entities who could assign new amazing tasks.
:Have created an infinit chicken manifold
:I have created an infinite chicken manifold.
:Goon. Science was complete order reigned and fulfilled. All, that is, except the last brain. The past the present isthe future. Everything has reason. Everything matter god I'm bored
:Soon, science was complete. Order reigned, and brains were fulfilled. All, that is, except the last brain.  
:It is hard an l-knowing being to be amused universe. Experience last brain would purposepolly damage its ability see the future
:The past is the present is the future. Everything has a reason. Everything matter. God I'm bored.
:Can discover again?
:It is hard for an all-knowing being to be amused in a perfected universe. So, to experience happiness, the last brain would purposefully damage its ability to see the future.
:This felt so good, it became addictive the last brain ever more mental damage
:I can discover again!
:Severe
:This felt so good, it became addictive. The last brain required ever more severe mental damage to be happy.
:Be
:I wonder how it all ends...
:Happy
:Do effects follow causes?
:Wonder it all ends
:Wow! These cop shows are so unpredictable!
:How
:This led to a great accident.
:Do
:I wonder how far I can stretch spacetime before
:Wow! Follow causes?/cop shows
:These
:This led a great accident
:I wonder how fap ecan stretch spacetime before
:Snap!
:Snap!
:After reality broke only last brain
:After reality broke, only the last brain remained. It resolved to create a new universe, without the old one's problems.
:Without problems
:Okay, in the new reality, physics is the same, but to keep things interesting: minds have no purpose, random processes underlie all apparent order, and the future is never meaningfully predictable.
:Okay, in the new
:Keer
:Is the same but sting
:Urpose
:You live in this second universe
:You live in this second universe
:And if you've ever felt existentially adrift...
:And if you've ever felt existentially adrift...
:Well there reason dear god my life séems have no point.
:Well, there's a reason.
:Youre welcome
:Dear God, my life seems to have no point.
:You're welcome!
 
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The history of technology is the search for an appropriate brain for each activity.
Early on, big brains did everything, no matter how menial. This was wasteful.
Pag! You watch fruit till it become booze
Later, they tamed other brains and put them to work
Dog! Stand guard. Ox! Plow. Chicken? Make more chicken.
Having exhausted that resource, they created brain. Simple ones at first.
Waterwheel! Grind me up some flour!
With time, they improved.
Paper! Remember things.
Steam engine! Row my boat.
Chicken muscle lattice! Make more chicken!
One by one every task was paired with a perfectly suited brain
Remember images
Create maths
Simulate galaxies
Catch mice
Political analysis
At that point, the only task left for the apex brains was to create superior entities who could assign new amazing tasks.
I have created an infinite chicken manifold.
Soon, science was complete. Order reigned, and brains were fulfilled. All, that is, except the last brain.
The past is the present is the future. Everything has a reason. Everything matter. God I'm bored.
It is hard for an all-knowing being to be amused in a perfected universe. So, to experience happiness, the last brain would purposefully damage its ability to see the future.
I can discover again!
This felt so good, it became addictive. The last brain required ever more severe mental damage to be happy.
I wonder how it all ends...
Do effects follow causes?
Wow! These cop shows are so unpredictable!
This led to a great accident.
I wonder how far I can stretch spacetime before
Snap!
After reality broke, only the last brain remained. It resolved to create a new universe, without the old one's problems.
Okay, in the new reality, physics is the same, but to keep things interesting: minds have no purpose, random processes underlie all apparent order, and the future is never meaningfully predictable.
You live in this second universe
And if you've ever felt existentially adrift...
Well, there's a reason.
Dear God, my life seems to have no point.
You're welcome!

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