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:Written by: Zach weinersmith
:Written by: Zach weinersmith
:Art by: Abby howard
:Art by: Abby howard
:According to sociology, about 5% of human
:According to sociology, about 5% of human beings are super weird.
:As the human population grew, the absolute quantity of super weird people expanded. I've jost
:Beings are super weird.
:Sturdier gricklaying pattern that would also require fewer bricks
:Average
:Average
:Weird
:Weird
:These guys
:These guys
:As the human population grew, the absolute quantity of super weird people expanded.
:I've just calculated a 73% Sturdier bricklaying pattern that would also require fewer bricks
:Business leaders discovered surprising opportunity..
:Business leaders discovered surprising opportunity..
:It's now possible to build a furniture facility and staff it entirely with people who experience transcendence when monitoring chair parts for defects!
:Soon, regular people were less able to find work
:Soon, regular people were less able to find work
:It's now possible to
:It says here you have 25 years of experience at all levels of engine repair, but your psych profile doesn't say anything about an erotic attraction to unpaid overtime.
:It says here you have 25 years of
 
:Build a furniture facility and
:Experience at all levels of engine repair,
:Staff it entirely with
:But your psych profile doesn't say anything
:People who experience
:About an erotic attraction to unpaid overtime.
:Transcendence when
:But-
:But-
:Monitoring chair parts
:For defects!
:I'm sorry.
:I'm sorry.
:The strange people were (lostered by type,
 
:And more average people didn't possest the resources to have children,
:The strange people were clustered by type,
:Sometimes I lie awake at
:Sometimes I lie awake at night fantasizing about a more efficient cardboard box design.
:Marry
 
:Night fantasizing about
:Marry me.
:Me.
 
:I wish I'd married a real man, with pathological desire to
:And more average people didn't possess the resources to have children,
:A more efficient
:I wish I'd married a real man, with pathological desire to find multiple uses for leftover industrial cellulose!
:Card board box
 
:Find multiple uses
:I won't have this argument again, I won't!
:I won't
 
:Design.
:As the baseline human being became stranger, the outliers became ever more use useful.
:For leftover
 
:Have this argument again, I won't!
:It says here you have 50 years of experience in plumbing, but none of your extremities are shaped like Allen wrenches.
:Industrial
 
:Cellulose!
:As the baseline human bein6 became stranger, the outliers became
:Ever more use ful.
:It says here you have so years of experience in plumbing, but none
:Of your extremities are shaped
:Like allen wrenches.
:But-
:But-
:I'm
 
:Aport lach
:I'm sorry.
:Sorry.
 
:Humanity speciated into endless forms most functional-
:Humanity speciated into endless forms most functional-
:Automotive reparians
:Automotive reparians
:Chemical enginese
:Chemical enginese
:Computer
:Computer Programmerfolk
:Pro6rammerfoli<
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:Tap-a
:When the time came to merge with our tools, there was no homanity left in us to oppose the change.
 
:There are no machines. There 15 no nature.
:When the time came to merge with our tools, there was no humanity left in us to oppose the change.
:Only the drive to ever greater heights
:We want to put some electrodes on your cerebellum so you're no longer able to stop thinking about industrial solvents.
:We want to put some electrodes
 
:Of productivity,
:My whole life has been leading up to this moment.
:On your (erebellum so you're no
 
:Longer able to stop thinking
:There are no machines. There is no nature. Only the drive to ever greater heights of productivity,
:About industrial solvents.
 
:My whole life
:Has been leading
:Up to this moment.
:It's better this way.
:It's better this way.
:Can you imagine what it was like being distracted by love, hope, and beauty
:Can you imagine what it was like being distracted by love, hope, and beauty when you really needed to focus on making smoother Beryllium spheres?
:When you really needed to focus on making smoother
 
:Beryllium
:What a nightmare
:What a
 
:Spheres?
:Nightmare
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==Votey Transcript==
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Latest revision as of 15:11, 10 May 2024

specialization
People who say we'll become one with the machines should really specify the machines they're talking about.
Title text: People who say we'll become one with the machines should really specify the machines they're talking about.

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[Describe panel here]
Written by: Zach weinersmith
Art by: Abby howard
According to sociology, about 5% of human beings are super weird.
Average
Weird
These guys
As the human population grew, the absolute quantity of super weird people expanded.
I've just calculated a 73% Sturdier bricklaying pattern that would also require fewer bricks
Business leaders discovered surprising opportunity..
It's now possible to build a furniture facility and staff it entirely with people who experience transcendence when monitoring chair parts for defects!
Soon, regular people were less able to find work
It says here you have 25 years of experience at all levels of engine repair, but your psych profile doesn't say anything about an erotic attraction to unpaid overtime.
But-
I'm sorry.
The strange people were clustered by type,
Sometimes I lie awake at night fantasizing about a more efficient cardboard box design.
Marry me.
And more average people didn't possess the resources to have children,
I wish I'd married a real man, with pathological desire to find multiple uses for leftover industrial cellulose!
I won't have this argument again, I won't!
As the baseline human being became stranger, the outliers became ever more use useful.
It says here you have 50 years of experience in plumbing, but none of your extremities are shaped like Allen wrenches.
But-
I'm sorry.
Humanity speciated into endless forms most functional-
Automotive reparians
Chemical enginese
Computer Programmerfolk
Tap-a
Tap-a
Tap-a
Tap-a
When the time came to merge with our tools, there was no humanity left in us to oppose the change.
We want to put some electrodes on your cerebellum so you're no longer able to stop thinking about industrial solvents.
My whole life has been leading up to this moment.
There are no machines. There is no nature. Only the drive to ever greater heights of productivity,
It's better this way.
Can you imagine what it was like being distracted by love, hope, and beauty when you really needed to focus on making smoother Beryllium spheres?
What a nightmare

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Soooo happy.

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