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:Sorry, you've been replaced.
:Sorry, you've been replaced.
:What?
:What?
:We've created an
:We've created an Artificial luddite. It can fight technological encroachment into middle class jobs 24 hours a day - no rest, no sleep no vacation, and it works for free.
:Wow. Wow! So I can just stay home and watch movies all day?
:Wow. Wow! So I can just stay home and watch movies all day?
:Artificial luddite. It can
:No need. We have a robot that can ingest the entire cinematic corpus in 37 minutes.
:Fight technological encroachment into middle class jobs 24 hours a day - no rest, no sleep no vacation, and it works for free.
:No need. We have a robot that can ingest the entire cinematic corpus
:In 37 minutes.
:I'm having a crisis of meaning.
:I'm having a crisis of meaning.
:Not a very efficient one! Our crisis of meaning bot is capable of perceiving its
:Not a very efficient one! Our crisis of meaning bot is capable of perceiving its insignificance as physical pain at four-trillion times the typical human rate.
:Insignificance as physical pain at four-trillion times the
:Typical human rate.
:Beep aaaaaa
:Beep aaaaaa
:Wow, the primal scream robot is working out great!
:Wow, the primal scream robot is working out great!
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
==Votey Transcript==
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Latest revision as of 14:08, 14 February 2024

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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
Title text: The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.

Votey[edit]

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Explanation[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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Robots will not take our livelihoods! We will rise up and destroy the machinery of our subjugation!
Sorry, you've been replaced.
What?
We've created an Artificial luddite. It can fight technological encroachment into middle class jobs 24 hours a day - no rest, no sleep no vacation, and it works for free.
Wow. Wow! So I can just stay home and watch movies all day?
No need. We have a robot that can ingest the entire cinematic corpus in 37 minutes.
I'm having a crisis of meaning.
Not a very efficient one! Our crisis of meaning bot is capable of perceiving its insignificance as physical pain at four-trillion times the typical human rate.
Beep aaaaaa
Wow, the primal scream robot is working out great!
Caption: smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript[edit]

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
Thanks

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