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:Welcome to heaven, steve. | |||
:How in god's name is my sister up here? | |||
:What? | |||
:E | |||
:Admittedly she did some early sinning, but she was born again in the love of her savior. | |||
:Bullshit! She banged half of las vegas! On a weekend! That's every sin but sloth and she did that on the trip home! | |||
:I spent my whole life being a boring goody-goody just to gain eternal life in the bosom of the lord and you're handing it out like it's fucking jelly beans! | |||
:The scales of justice in the afterlife balance, my son. Life is sorrow and tribulation but here there is everlasting love for all those who- | |||
:Not for me! No! I could've had everlasting love plus two decades of sodom, and now I'll know that for literal eternity! | |||
:In your face bitch! | |||
:That is not helpful samantha. | |||
:Kiss my ass, sis! Then tell me what I owe you! | |||
:You sack of shit! Say it to my face! | |||
:Your face can say it to my fist! | |||
:Lord. We really need a better system. | |||
:This was the funniest one I could think of | |||
:Caption: smbc-comics.com | |||
==Votey Transcript== | ==Votey Transcript== | ||
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:Just wait till these dipshits figure out there's no hell! | |||
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
[[Category:Comics tagged religion]] | [[Category:Comics tagged religion]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:23, 11 February 2024
| Afterlife |
 Title text: Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell? |
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- Welcome to heaven, steve.
- How in god's name is my sister up here?
- What?
- E
- Admittedly she did some early sinning, but she was born again in the love of her savior.
- Bullshit! She banged half of las vegas! On a weekend! That's every sin but sloth and she did that on the trip home!
- I spent my whole life being a boring goody-goody just to gain eternal life in the bosom of the lord and you're handing it out like it's fucking jelly beans!
- The scales of justice in the afterlife balance, my son. Life is sorrow and tribulation but here there is everlasting love for all those who-
- Not for me! No! I could've had everlasting love plus two decades of sodom, and now I'll know that for literal eternity!
- In your face bitch!
- That is not helpful samantha.
- Kiss my ass, sis! Then tell me what I owe you!
- You sack of shit! Say it to my face!
- Your face can say it to my fist!
- Lord. We really need a better system.
- This was the funniest one I could think of
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
Votey Transcript[edit]
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- Just wait till these dipshits figure out there's no hell!
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