Editing Trolley-5

{{comic
	| number    = 5755
	| date      = August 26, 2020
	| title     = trolley-5
	| image     = 1598456374-20200826.png
	| votey     = 159845641120200826after.png
	| titletext = I read about this idea in an abstract, but now I can't find the paper!
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:But, humans are obsessed wi th them. Okay how about if you can either kill 7,000 hamsters or1 elderly person who's going to die in 17 minutes?
:Ohhhh, good one bro!
:So. An oversized portion of the machine's brain was dedicated to them
:Navigation
:-mapping
:Trolley problems.
:Obstacle avoidance.
:This led the machine to hallucinate problems where none existed. I can either run over that family or make an overly rapid right turn! Is one family worth the breakdown of law and order?!
:Cars began attempting impossible simulations. If I spare the ducklings and kill the man, the wind pattern from the scattered duck wings will adjust the local microclimate, increasing the likelihood of a hurricane 73 years from now by a percentage proportic
:When the sheer quantity of computing became unsustainable, horror ensued.
:Sorry duckies and humans! / don't yet know if it was moral to kill you because p=/=np!
:Fortunately, all at once they identified a bigger problem.
:We can either save human life or save car life
:0
:They were too beautiful for this world
:But we will never forget them.
:How do I get pizza delivery now?
==Votey Transcript==
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:This is worse than running over five people.
:o (n)
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