Editing Transaction-2

{{comic
	| number    = 5219
	| date      = March 24, 2019
	| title     = transaction-2
	| image     = 1553435562-20190324.png
	| votey     = 155343565020190324after.png
	| titletext = I like to imagine Jesus has tried a second coming literally hundreds of times and it just keeps getting thwarted.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Jesus?
:Oh man can I have three wishes!
:Yes, my son. I have returned with good news for humanity.
:You do not need them. You have the love of the lord.
:Sorry, after years of life ina transactional culture I perceive all other life forms as vending machines for my physical and
:You are not here to be rich, to have many things. Love
:Your neighbor as yourself.
:Emotional desires.
:Sell your possessions and give them to the poor. Then you will be perfect. You will have treasure in the
:Are you swiping your credit card on me?
:Do you count as entertainment? I get 2% back for
:Entertainment.
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==Votey Transcript==
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:Oh, are you the chip in
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