Editing The-new-thing

{{comic
	| number    = 4259
	| date      = October 7, 2016
	| title     = the-new-thing
	| image     = 1475851627-20161007.png
	| votey     = 1475854488-20161007after.png
	| titletext = Just once, I wanna see Tim Cook come out on stage and just scream at the top of his lungs for 10 minutes while the new specs are displayed.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:We can no longer keep releasing slightly improved phones year after year.
:Fortunately, you don't use most of their features anyway.
:From now on, each year we will generate a random agglomeration of chrome, plastic, and silicon.
:So. I introduce the brand new telething
:It appears to have -
:Bold choices this year
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:This is the emotion called happiness
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