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{{comic | number = 3962 | date = December 20, 2015 | title = thank-you-for-the-sex | image = 1450624616-20151220.png | votey = 1450624616-20151220after.png | titletext = PS: Make America Great Again }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :A guide to writing a thankyou card for sex :Part 1: Introduction. :Ex: -dear spouse, -dearest significant other, -fellow human, :Part 2: Describe what you are thankful for. :Ex: -i wish to express my earnest appreciation for the erotic interaction we shared. -i was profoundly moved by your stimulation of various glands and/or organs. -wow. What a sex. :Part 3: Take care to reference the time and/or location to make the card more personal. :Ex: -i appreciated minutes 2, 4, and 8-10 of the sex we had. -i wish to express my gratitude for the various interactions we shared between 11:03 and 11:07 pm of november a7th while waiting for your download to complete. -the ever-increasing length of sitcom commercials has meant a great deal :To my sex life. :Part 4: Apologize for any ways in which you were deficient. :Ex: -in retrospect, I should have answered that text in a more subtle manner. -as I explained through the bathroom door, I am terrible with names. -i recognize now that "the helicopter' :Provides no motive force. :Part 5: Compliment their efforts. :Ex: -your actions and physical form were :Entirely satisfactory. -your buttocks continue to be a source of inspiration. :-the diligence with which you pursued :Your own orgasm reminded one of the patience and determination of a skilled foxhunter. :Part 6: Describe how the experience will :Be useful for future endeavors. :Ex: Each such encounter helps prepare me for similar future engagements. -i now have a fuller sense of my deficiencies. -although I now feel I have no home, I also feel I have no fear. I sail for arabia at first light. :Part 7: Valediction. :Ex: :-with deep gratitude. -with lust tempered by remorse. :-we were wrong. Terribly wrong. :We owe it to future generations to explain why. :Caption: smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Comics are canceled {{comic discussion}}
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