Editing Supernatural-selection

{{comic
	| number    = 3820
	| date      = August 5, 2015
	| title     = supernatural-selection
	| image     = 1438786209-20150805.png
	| votey     = 1438786209-20150805after.png
	| titletext = Your move, people who aren't reductionists.
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Mom, do all of
:God's creatures go to heaven?
:Of course/
:There are
:Some serious
:Implications
:Here.
:Some of god's creatures produce a smau number of offspring, then spend lots of resources
:Other of god's creatures
:Spend their resources
:Creating millions of offspring, so that a few make it to
:Caring for them. These are called "k strategists."
:Adulthood. These
:Are called "r strategists.
:Both strategies are
:If all creatures in heaven are immortal, by now, heaven is pretty much entirely
:Viable on earth, depending on context. But if they all go to heaven, the r strategy is clearly
:R strategists.
:Superior.
:There are pretty much no mammals up there, but there are tons of tapeworms.
:So, according to your story,
:While we're basking in the light of goo, we're crammed to the gills with parasites.
:Okay, fine. I was being nice. Only humans go to heaven.
:Great. So we've got no microbiome, so were all in constant
:Gastrointestinal distress because
:We can't digest food properly./
:Are you familiar
:With the concept of
:The immortal soul.
:Oh, that is so ao hoc.
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==Votey Transcript==
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:You filthy mammal!
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