Editing Soulmate

{{comic
	| number    = 4887
	| date      = May 7, 2018
	| title     = soulmate
	| image     = 1525703927-20180507 (1).png
	| votey     = 1525703938-20180507after (1).png
	| titletext = Finally, I wrote a story with a happy ending.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:We created a machine to find sooumates.
:No more chance encounters no more longing in the night the machine will find the one person with whom you would have your best-
:Huh. It turns out all of us would be happier marrying any of the 0.000%% of people who are powerful attractive, wealthy brilliant. And kind
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:We sought out these universal soulmates
:I'm sorry I have no time to love you. I must first eradicate disease from the children of the world
:Could we just do it then?
:I'm more of candlelight romance guy
:Goddammit.
:In our awe of them we made peace with our lesser destinies.
:At least were better for having known of them
:They inspire us to be our finest selves
:Until we uncovered their secret
:You have secret meetings?! Trying to kill us no doubt
:We have to
:We were eating vegan desserts and discussing the nature of logic
:Kill you be-fore we kill ourselves!
:V1
:We set a trap for them
:Mr president - as bait I propose we attack a small nation and turn its government to a shambles, creating a refugee crisis that we refuse to help with
:Wow! You won't believe the coincidence that just happened!
:The ideal people anticipated our plan and reacted accordingly
:To whom it may concern: We have fled to Mars. Weleft you advanced housing. manomedicine, nd wandwiches Sorry you dutity get to annihilate us We Know you
:The new martian race thrived.
:Wow! The core became magnetic again the moment we were near
:And the atmospheres thickening just so it can stay close to us
:Earth became a hard place to be
:My boyfriend left me
:Hey there are always more fish in the sea. No really great fish now. But. More
:Meanwhile the martians progressed rapidly
:Now that im not fixing things humanity broke I can build that perpetual motion machine I've always wanted!
:Oh/ and we can end war by like not doing war
:The combination of their advanced knowledge and our advanced sorrow produced some uncomfortable math
:The fundamental equations say earthlings would be less unhappy if they were non-existent.
:So the kindest thing we could do would be
:Probably
:Lasers
:All's well that ends well!
:At least we will all be in heaven together!
:Actually
:We go to a different one
==Votey Transcript==
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:The one where God hangs out.
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