Editing Requiem-for-a-dil

{{comic
	| number    = 4415
	| date      = March 6, 2017
	| title     = requiem-for-a-dil
	| image     = 1488810946-soonishbonus.png
	| votey     = 1488810963-soonishbonusafter.png
	| titletext = It haunts me too. It haunts me too.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Hell wally
:I I like the damn beige cubicles and the fluorescent
:Like it here
:Goddammit wally, I love my job and it's the saddest thing I can imagine
:I like it.
:Hm?
:Lights
:This! All this! The wires, and the screens, the parking lot! It's a
:Dilbert, I.
:Why cant I hold on to a girlfriend? I'm well off stable not unattractive why then? Because I love work more!
:Gigantic mechanical mammon, devouring the best years of my life one day at atime wally!
:I.
:Why don't I leave? If feel anything less than adoration for this work why havent I quit? I'm an engineer wally our unemployment rate is negative
:I always thought it was them who kept me here/ I told myself I wanted to leave but look at me! I'm happy! I smile every day when I come here ha?
:08
:Every day, I'm told to obey some idiot manager, and I search the armory of my soul and find not one rebellious sword drawn from
:For years I thought I hated my job! There would've been dignity in that.
:To beat against these corporate manacles
:Its scabbard!
:By god wally that would've been manhood!
:You know i
:But look here!
:Actually take pride in it? I feel more for this plastic bauble than an hour of triumph or week of fucking
:Every meaningful urge that time and struggle has gifted to homo sapiens is dead me! Drowned in a bathtub of mediocrity! And I cant even muster the damned decency to hate it!
:Look at this employee of the week
:Trophy!
:Wally by god
:Dilbert! Stop it! Youre hurting him
:Jesus take the day off. Get some rest hell man. Call me before you
:Come in
:Later.
:I keep trying feel angry dogbert. I just cant
:Why do I expect you to talk? You're just a damn dog
:I ought to kick you you're better than me
:You were kicked, youd be mad
:Im sorry dogbert
:Im sorry!
==Votey Transcript==
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:Still not as weird as Scott Adams' blog!
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