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{{comic | number = 4740 | date = December 25, 2017 | title = quantum-weirdness | image = 1514208733-20121225.png | votey = 1514208747-20171225after.png | titletext = Weinersmith spent Christmas accusing God of things, as was his wont. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :God, why is quantum mechanics so weird? :In order to make a rainbow, you have to break" light into wavelengths when it encounters a new medium. :After the flood, I wanted to :Make a rainbow for him. :It's noah's fault. :But, every time I fixed one thing, something else seemed to break. So, I kept changing things and changing things and the system got more and more hacky as time went on. :Well, it turns out that if you want that, you have to twiddle with a bunch of aspects of the universe, adding weird stuff like photon superposition and probability amplitudes. :Finally, it got so fundamentally ugly, I added uncertainty so nobody could look too close. :That explains all of physics and what you said to noah after the flood. :Exactly. :4,000 years earlier. :Never :11 :Again. :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Christ, what garbage {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged religion]][[Category:Comics tagged science]]
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