Editing Potential-mates

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	| number    = 3665
	| date      = March 9, 2015
	| title     = potential-mates
	| image     = 1425909236-20150309.png
	| votey     = 1425909236-20150309after.png
	| titletext = Potential Mates
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==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:Capanded, so did the numbek
:Of potential mates per person.
:You're lucky when I was a little girl, there were only three human males. Now there are seven! That's why kids can't focus nowadays
:But, most of those mates were inaccessible.
:I am not going to travel forty miles and learn a new dialect just so I can be with a person who understands my innermost self!
:Later, travel became cheap translation software was perfected, and dating software was optimized what estimated relationship about length is 5,a82 years. Her? If extreme longevity is discovered, it won't work out.
:Sarah
:People made ever more specific demands.
:The sex was incredible, and I coulo spend a lifetime just talking to you. But I want a guy who parts his hair on the other side,
:I could do that
:I mean
:Without me asking
:Since the algorithm favoreo assortative mating, couples tended to be genetically similar.
:'ve always wanted to meet someone else with four legs and severe hirsutism.
:M6 too.
:Most homans couldnt find the perfect mate. But those who did felt a profound drge to procreate.
:There should be
:More of
:This
:In time, humanity sput into few dozen species.
:I think we should call it
:Software-induced speciation.
:That's just the sort of stupid notion I'd expect from a descendant of joe and sally
:Each uneage was so genetically homogenous it was extremely vulnerable to biological warfare. Once this was realized, armagedoon was inevitable,
:In today's news, all progeny of umberto and frank will be dead soon. Myself included!
:Interestingly, well all have exactly the same symptoms. Wow!
:When civilization fell apart, the only survivors were people who were okay
:Mating across species lines.
:Hey baby
:Nice cloaca
:100, 000 years later, you were watching porno on the internet. And, well now you know why you feel the way you do post orgasm.
:Why didn't my disgust reflex prevent this browser history?
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==Votey Transcript==
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