Editing Patriarchs

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	| number    = 5299
	| date      = June 8, 2019
	| title     = patriarchs
	| image     = 1560007416-20190608.png
	| votey     = 156000748420190608after.png
	| titletext = I may be killed for revealing the truth.
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==Transcript==
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:Call to order this colloquium of patriarchs. We come together to agree on the optimal mispronunciation of a new cartoon show called "shimmer and shine.
:Brother johansen. Report
:Drat. Have we had any alternative approaches yes, brother ng
:Shimmer and swine" has failed to generate the desired response. I suspect "swine" is too obscure for the show's target age group.
:I attempted the phrase shimmer and shite" but powerful non-child
:Damn
:That's what I said, but it just made her angrier.
:Forces within the household rejected it.
:A
:If I may.
:Shimmer and slime," while admittedly requiring the change of two consonants, nevertheless resulted in both comprehension and irritation on the part of 7 unrelated girls at a recent slumber party
:Brother pyle
:I ask unanimous consent to impose the slime variant on all children of the neighborhood
:All in favor, raise an overpriced craft beer you have hidden from your family
:Later.
:All hail the dark
:More like shimmer and slime!
:Brotherhood!
:What
:Dad! Stop: Stop it!
:Nothing nothing.
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