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{{comic | number = 5277 | date = May 19, 2019 | title = lottery | image = 1558278984-20190519.png | votey = 155827907020190519after.png | titletext = We could also kill all the happiness researchers, but that would only produce a short-term uptick in happiness. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Steve! I just won the lottery! :The best research tells us that happiness is always relative to expectation :I'm so sorry. :You'll be very happy for a short time, until you realize that no matter how nice your money is, it'll never make you as happy as you imagine it will. :Given that you got the money via lottery, you "can't* expect it to happen again. Therefore the rest of your life will always be a disappointment. :Your only chance is to immediately start using that wealth on things that'll make the world better. :Shortly. :Hello, hitman? Have steve killed. :That's brilliant! :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :All those people said vengeance would never make me happy. :And now they're dead! :O o {{comic discussion}}
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