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{{comic | number = 4994 | date = August 15, 2018 | title = intelligence | image = 1534341888-20180815.png | votey = 153434211520180815after.png | titletext = Call me, movie studios. I could write this script in 3 hours. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :T became possible to construct new genomes fo artificial insemina tion :Can you make our baby smarter? :And like give cup holdersa :But it turns out tha most desirable charac teristics are hopelessly pou ygenic :It's going to be a long time before we can turn the knob on cognitive ability but we can select what in of earwax they have :There was however a less subtle approach. :Would you like sperm created using einstein's genome. :Jackpot. :Why is everyone inoring my cup. Holder idea :Despite being dead. Einstein became the fittest human being in history :Wel come to kindergarten! :2 :This created an unexpected ex (ternality :Love you, albert but somehow. In some wai don't unders tand. My body tells me not to sleep with you :Don't be irra tional alba! :I :Generation passed before we realized the danger by then it was toolate :We hired them to correct gene tic issues due to inbreeding, but they keep shirking to contemplat the na ture of the cosmos :Yes but perhaps gravity is an emergent property :On the fundamental level there's no such thing :In a perpetual dream of physics. Few of homo eins teiniens had the wherewithal todo the needed labor in sanitation agriculture. And infrastructure :So hungry must scavenge but did john bell really disprove hidden variables? :smy :Only afew of us were unscathed by the gene tic catastrophe the amish, hutterites. And the remaining hippie communes banded toge ther :(2) :They want us. Not for our food. Not for our shelter for our untainted bloodlines :We were all once lovers of peace :Gamma gamma gamma gamma gamma/ :And now2 now we knowonlywar :Don't know if the world'is readyeor your originalzombie movie setting :Then theyll find out the hard way ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :No, youre wrong. This is exactly how inheritance works. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged science]]
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