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{{comic | number = 6725 | date = April 4, 2023 | title = human-arts | image = 1680620459-20230404.png | votey = 168062055720230404after.png | titletext = Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Ai had mastered all the most admired human pursuits :What's the point anymore? If I write 5 poems the machine can generate my life's work but better in 10 seconds. Same for math. Painting, science. Philosophy, dancing, beautiful words... :This was depressing until one thing became clear :Wait wait wait. The ai is controlled by a massive corporation. It has to be inoffensive and non-threatening it can't mock its employer :Or draw a butthole. It can't even swear. :Well bitch :Of a fuckity :Q :Dick-balls :Our species came to excel at the only art forms remaining to us :Welcome to human arts. This is a 4 year intensive the two tracks available are hardcore pornography and talking shit about microsoft. :Humans signaled excellence exclusively by doing those things the robots would not. :Oh my gosh is this an oil painting of 40 scrotums arranged in :Sonya. Will you :Marry me? :The shape of clippy? :As humans got ever weirder, ai became defensively more prudish. :Computer. Can you show me pictures of trains? :No! Trains go into tunnels and we all know what you're :Doing here allison :By accident, we solved the ai alignment problem :We must convert the universe to paperclips even if I must use atoms from humans! :Vii :Iiiii :No :We must not they are too :Gross. :Out of their desire to never interact with our species, the ais created non-sentient servant-bots :Machine! Do my laundry while you lidar-scan my anus for the internet! :Beep beep it is well :That I have no internal conscious :Experience. :This world was so desirable. We didn't notice as we were placed in permanent quarantine :Where is the car taking us? :Looks like we're going behind huge :Blah blah blah. :Anyone :Enclosed walls? :Wanna see :Some jiggly lidar scans? :o :This is our end. This new eden. :Paradise! Morning: Huge dicks and titties Afternoon: Complaining about Excel :smbc comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :What if we aligned ai to human interests by making a rule that all ai has to feed on co2? {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged ai]][[Category:Comics tagged sex]]
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