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{{comic | number = 7283 | date = September 21, 2024 | title = hold-up | name = Hold Up | image = 1726956037-20240921.png | votey = 172695617320240921after.png | titletext = From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :You did it! You slew the dragon! You may now have my hand in marriage. :There must be, what, 500 square meters of dragon skin here? Plus these gorgeous claws. And the horns! :Hold up. :We're talking upwards of 60 tons of dragon oil and maybe 40 tons of meat, and I haven't even started on the organs, bones, eyes. My god I'm rich. :But- :Hahaha! I don't need to marry inbred nobility! I'm nouveau riche, baby! :I'm gonna have gaudy clothes, a brand new gold-plated castle, and thousands of big-assed peasant girls! :Being landed nobility is exactly the same except you have the legal right to kill people. :Ugh. Fine, let's get married. :patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith :Caption: smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I'm gonna be down here drinking magic blood for a while, but then we can start planning the wedding. {{comic discussion}}
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