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:You shall receive three wishes. But, none of them can be used to hurt anyone.
:I wish to be incredibly attractive.
:Nope, that'd cause jealousy among people who saw you.
:I wish for world peace!
:Sorry, nope. The negative effect on jobs in the weapons industry would harm a lot of nice people.
:I wish to live in a virtual world of perfection where all my experiences are entirely personal and entirely delightful.
:No can do. The virtual system would create emissions that would increase the probability of premature death among other human beings.
:Sorry man, the "no hurting" rule was invented before actuarial statistics. Turns out to live is to kill. Who'da thought?
:I wish I was dead.
:Do you care at all about world gdp?
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:Actually, this whole conversation is emitting too much carbon, sorry!
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[[Category:Comics tagged economics]]
[[Category:Comics tagged economics]]
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