Editing Fuel-efficiency

{{comic
	| number    = 4589
	| date      = August 10, 2017
	| title     = fuel-efficiency
	| image     = 1502378352-20170810 (1).png
	| votey     = 1502378366-20170810after (1).png
	| titletext = Last idea: Sit inside a ball that moves with wind patterns and just regularly check to see if you're at your destination yet.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:New approaches to fuel efficiency:
:Idea 1: Car with onboard geothermal power generator.
:Pros:
:Cons:
:-Charge anywhere, simply by sinking metal rod toward center of earth
:-High upfront cost
:-Overuse may result in Earth's
:-Works in all weather, and on bottom of ocean
:core dying, death of all surface life
:-Neighbors will definitely know you
:are environmentally conscious
:Idea 2: Multistage car.
:Pros:
:Cons:
:-Used up stages can be jettisoned
:-Requires expensive radio receiver to communicate with mission control
:with little risk of danger to people inside car
:-Insurance claim process is cumbersome
:-Opportunity to tell police that only
:the third stage was speeding, and it's
:a small percentage of overall mass
:-Can only be used one awesome time
:Idea 3: Car with anger-capturing interior.
:Pros:
:-Harvests energy whenever you
:punch the ceiling, dash,
:or steering wheel -20 mpg highway, 2,718 mpg city -Increases driver likelihood of
:listening to conflicting points of view on talk radio
:Cons:
:-Negates delightful feeling of hatred toward other drivers
:-Cannot yet harvest self-loathing
:Idea 4: Car that can only go downhill.
:Pros:
:-Accelerometer detects angle of vehicle, preventing wasteful
:upward or lateral motion
:-Will be extremely valuable if Earth discovered to be both flat
:and at an incline -Technically uses negative fuel
:when employing regenerative braking
:Con:
:-Is honestly kind of a stupid idea
:Idea 5: Car that only technically moves.
:Pros:
:Cons:
:-Technically moving 30 kilometers
:-Hard drive to see movies
:per second relative to sun
:-"Car" will continue moving,
:-Due to elliptical movement,
:long after you and everyone
:vehicle is constantly accelerating
:whoever cared for you are dead
:-Energy of motion can be
:recovered by dropping Earth into sun
:Caption: smbc-comics.com
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:Dear Tesla Motors,
:Please consider this my resume
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