Editing
Freudeity
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Warning:
You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
{{comic | number = 5415 | date = September 28, 2019 | title = freudeity | image = 1569683348-20190928.png | votey = 156968346920190928after.png | titletext = Actually, cognitive neuroethics says only the neurons involved in bad behavior should go to Hell. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Heaven? Me? But how? :God is a freudian. Almost everyone qualifies for heaven. :All the sinful stuff you did? The lying, cheating, stealing and so on? It was the result of neuroses brought on by repression of your enormous :I don't have a foot fetish. :Right. Because it was repressed. :Enormous foot fetish. :It was not! It doesn't exist! :Okay then. I guess the omniscient deity who exists outside of time and space got confused about you in particular. :Stop it! I was a hedonist! I did all that bad stuff for philosophical reasons! Not psychological stuff! :Please don't shout maaa. :I am the captain of my soul! I did all that sinning because I *wanted* to! I made my destiny and I will dwell in the consequences and I don't even like feet! :That's fine, ma'am. Here's your halo tiny wings, and harp. Please enjoy the afterlife. :Ever after... :This sucks. :smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged religion]][[Category:Comics tagged sex]]
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to SMBC Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see
SMBC Wiki:Copyrights
for details).
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
Templates used on this page:
MediaWiki:Mainpage
(
view source
)
Template:Comic
(
edit
)
Template:Comic discussion
(
edit
)
Template:Computertranscript
(
edit
)
Template:Incomplete
(
edit
)
Template:LATESTCOMIC
(
edit
)
Template:Notice
(
edit
)
Navigation menu
Personal tools
Not logged in
Talk
Contributions
Create account
Log in
Namespaces
Page
Discussion
English
Views
Read
Edit
View history
More
Search
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
Help about MediaWiki
Tools
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information