Editing Fortune

{{comic
	| number    = 4986
	| date      = August 6, 2018
	| title     = fortune
	| image     = 1533553695-20180806 (3).png
	| votey     = 153355377320180806after.png
	| titletext = You're only reading this comic to signal that you want to not be invited to parties.
}}
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:T - am yoor signal teller.
:Motivations for tell you the underlying - sustble 1 your behaviors.
:I thought this was a fortune teller
:Where will I work?
:At the least risky job that gets you into the local middle class.
:Who will I fall in love with?
:The highest status woman you have a better than 50% chance of marrying.
:in
:Why am I here
:Because telling people about your amusing time at the fortune teller will make you seem playful to skeptics and enigmatic to believers.
:Do I do anything that isn't fundamentally about status-seeking2
:Pooping.
:Unless you're one of those poop-obsessed nutrition guys and you blogaboutit.
:Damn.
:Low Density Excreta 4LIFE .com
==Votey Transcript==
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:[Describe panel here]
:But it's my calling.)
:. I
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