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{{comic | number = 6272 | date = January 17, 2022 | title = flood-4 | image = 1642455005-20220117.png | votey = 164245508420220117after.png | titletext = This is God's preferred second person plural. }} ==Explanation== {{incomplete}} ==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Hey god, how can you render judgment on people based on their moral status only at death? :What? :Like some people are good their whole lives then transgress. Others are bad their whole lives then return to you. But you only judge at a random instant, sending some to eternal perdition. :Oh, that's basic game theory. :Look at ranchers. They shoot a guy for stealing a single cow. Why? Because cows roam a lot and it's hard to police the whole territory. :The only way to thwart bad behavior is either to monitor everything or just inflict massively disproportionate punishment on anyone unlucky enough to get caught. :If everybody goes to heaven, I gotta run around stopping fornicators and gluttons and sluggards all day long which is frankly boring and degrading. :t :But don't you exist in a world beyond time where the measure of eternity is asa single moment? :Thaaaaaaaaaaat's why y'all are so confused down there. :Caption: smbc-comics.com ==Votey Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :I don't even get weekends off up here. {{comic discussion}} [[Category:Comics tagged religion]][[Category:Comics featuring God]]
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